It has been one joke of a year, right? Laughter has always been a big part of my life! Anybody who knows me knows that I love to laugh! I laugh a lot and I laugh loud... No apologies, I love to be happy! I choose to be happy. My life is far from perfect, but it's mine and I choose to laugh. So join me in reading some of the best holiday jokes I could find! If you laugh, even once, please be sure to pass it on and let the joy spread, we can all use it, especially this year!
What do snowmen order at fast-food restaurants? An iceberg-er and fries!
What do snowmen do when they're not feeling well? They take a chill pill!
What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans.
Two snowmen were standing in a field, and one said to the other 'Can you smell carrot?' The second replied, 'No, but I can taste coal.'
What's a good holiday tip? Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Where Do Snowmen Go To Dance? To snowballs!
How Do Abomibable Snowmen Greet Each Other? Ice to see you!
What Did Frosty Call His Cow? Eskimoo!
What's A Snowman's Favorite Breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
How do you find the value of taking Yule the the xth power? You take the yule log
If they hold a pie eating contest this holiday season, which song will they sing? Oh, Come all ye facefuls.
What do you call a snowman that can walk? Snow-mobile
Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake
What do you call always wanting a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security
Why was the snowman sad? Cause he had a meltdown.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed.
Did you hear that Santa knows karate? He has a black belt.
What’s a dog’s favourite carol? Bark, the herald angels sing
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys? Carbon footprints
Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
What do you get if you put a bell on a skunk? Jingle smells
What is white and minty? A polo bear!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
What happens to elves when they are naughty? Santa gives them the sack!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What do you call a deer who can’t see? No eye-deer!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
What type of key do you need for a Nativity play? A don-key!
What happened to the turkey at Christmas? It got gobbled!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers!
When is a boat just like snow? When it’s adrift!
What do you call Father Christmas on the beach? Sandy Claus!
Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!
What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards!
What do elves learn at school? The Elfabet!
Why can’t Christmas trees knit? Because they always drop their needles!
What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet? Mistle-toad!
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star? Beyon-sleigh!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
Thank you for reading! Remember to pass it along and let's all laugh this year away! Merry Christmas & Happy 2021
*RESOURCES: Readers Digest and The Scotsman
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